geek

geek
1. (geek) (21320↑, 3238↓)
The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult

The geeky kid now owns a million dollar software company

Author: longislandguy http://geek.urbanup.com/1279708
2. (Geek) (5351↑, 1716↓)
Not to be confused with [Nerd]. A geek does not have to be smart, a Geek is someone who is generaly not athletic, and enjoys Video Games; Comic Books; being on the internet, and etc.

Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urbandictionary.com

Author: Sknywhtboy88 http://geek.urbanup.com/886696
3. (geek) (3001↑, 1203↓)
The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society. The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession. That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term. Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.

"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."

4. (geek) (2345↑, 998↓)
One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form: ................ Technical ...... Social Title ............ Skills ......... Skills ---------- ---------------- ------------ Normie ......... No ............. Yes Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes Nerd ............ Yes ............. No Dork ............ No .............. No Normie: A normal person. Blah. Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills. Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion. Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.

If you met me at a party, you would have no idea that I enjoy finite element analysis-based inviscid flow modelling using computational fluid dynamics. That's because I'm a geek.

5. (geek) (1100↑, 775↓)
It doesn't seem to refer to 'computer programmers' as much as it once did when computers weren't so damn cool handy. Geeks are pretty much people who have a real understanding for a certain topic eg Films, music, cars. It's usualy that they are totaly obsessed about the topic, or it's just something they think alot on.

"Pete is such a film geek"

Author: Ash-the holy one http://geek.urbanup.com/1077485
6. (geek) (142↑, 47↓)
Someone with a HUGE amount of knowledge in one, or multiple subjects. Usually acociated with computers. Seen as weak and unathletic, but dosn't have to be.

"I am a computer geek, but I can still kick ass."

7. (Geek) (146↑, 73↓)
Geeks have the intelligence and proficiency of Nerds but branch it out in any feild related to an area of interest. For example; if said Geek enjoys computers they will also enjoy anything related to the computer field including things that, if they were done by a guy that spends 6 hours a day working out, would be "cool". Geeks also make excellent Hackers because of their social abilities. Geeks have the advantage of being very capable socially, but usually only among other Geeks are they truely themselves.

Geeks are/n't very cool.

8. (geek) (271↑, 201↓)
1. a nerd with (some twisted variation of) social skills. 2. Someone who has an obsession with computers and/or whose life cconsists of computer related tasks 3. someone with a greater than normal computer skills.

a nice geek helped me set up my printer and explained how to use the inernet to me last night. charming fellow, really.

9. (Geek) (93↑, 26↓)
A Geek is a very knowledgeable person who sometimes act in a manner which can be considered odd or abnormal. They also know that they are slightly odd or abnormal and fully accept this. Because they accept this they don’t try and be normal like nerds do and ultimately “fit in” better than nerds and so are seen to have better social skills. Geeks are superior to all other people because the have the knowledge and social ability to get to where they want to be.

"I got Mike to help me set up my computer, he's such a geek"

10. (geek) (137↑, 73↓)
sure, you kick their ass and steal their lunch money and pick on them now, but you wont be laughing when drives up the garage and you have to fix his porsche or ur boss will fire you, and then you realize that the guy in the porsche with a smoking hot wife is the guy you picked on when you were in high school, and you attempt to avoid eye contact but the guy says "hey dont i know you from high school?" and then you say yea and he laughs and drives off, then you go back to your mobile home and complain to your 230 pound wife what happened at work, and who knows, that 230 pound wife could have just have been the slutty hot cheerleader chick you used to date back in the good ol days, u never know....

geek, pick on them and youll regret it for the rest of your life

11. (Geek) (257↑, 196↓)
1. Not socially inept. 2. One who is extremely interested and knowledgeable about computers, electronics, technology, and gadgets. 3. A person with an unusual or odd personality.

1. The boy stuttered [geek]ishly while trying to meet new people at the party. 2. Being on the robotics team and whiz in computer class, Charlie was known around school as a [geek]. 3. She was acting like a complete [geek] when she snorted when she laughed.

Author: The Lemon Hunter http://geek.urbanup.com/1340578
12. (geek) (105↑, 51↓)
Someone well-versed in a science, especially insofar as computers are concerned. Many have long hair, sleek typing fingers, and slender builds from not getting much exercise. Also frequently interested in RPGs, cyberpunk culture, and obscure programming languages.

Computer geeks are so sexy\! Their braininess, their long hair, their cute glasses, their ability to code for hours on end, their geekspeak, their innate sweet shyness, their *ahem* attentiveness... the list goes on... *sigh* Computer geeks - gotta love 'em\!

Author: talk nerdy to me\! http://geek.urbanup.com/121376
13. (Geek) (65↑, 17↓)
For starters geeks are not wannabe [nerds], and anybody who say they are, are [fucktards]. They are very intelligent in one or more areas. Not necessarily computers. You could be a chess geek and have never used a computer. Geeks are usually quite weak physically but make up for it in their superior mental capability. Do not try and insult a geek, as one they do not care. and two they will always have either a good comeback or someway to totally [annihilate] your insult with some form of explanation. They do have a social life (most of them anyway) they can be awesome at gaming and still have a girlfriend. Just like if a [chav] considers himself to have a social life but he is still good at bmxing (innit).

Chav: Yo nob u iz wal a geek wid dem glases. Geek: Yes as everybody that wears glasses is a geek. Gandhi was a geek was he? Get some brains. Chav: yo oo is gandhi mayte? Geek: Point proven. Goodbye. Cunt.

14. (geek) (238↑, 200↓)
A Geek Should NEVER be Confused With a Nerd. Geeks are different in that they do possess social skills, albeit Bizarre ones. Geeks like Star Trek, etc, but also have friends usually, among the mosher/goth community, if not other geeks. A geek is usually physically weak, but his/her goth/mosher friends will often stand up for him/her, as the geek usually puts his friends first. They have a pathological hatred of [Townies], [Preps\}, and [Chavs], and tend to have good taste in music i.e. Punk. They do not get on With [Nerds], but will unite with them to pick on [dorks], unfortuneately.

Joey Ramone was a geek and was picked on, but he became a Rock Star and a legend. If the Geeks were to Unite, Millions of Chavs would die. Horribly.

15. (geek) (686↑, 649↓)
someone who spends alot of time and energy in a certain area, not necssarily computers or techlogy

She is such a theatre geek\! She has been there every day this week\!

Author: Karaoke superstar http://geek.urbanup.com/294893
16. (geek) (101↑, 78↓)
Someone who spends a lot of time on the computer, watching sci-fi, reading fanasty but DOES have an actual life. Not to be confused with a NERD who also does these things but does NOT have a life. Nor to be confused with a DORK, whom both the geeks & the nerds beat up.

Someday Mr.Gates wishes to be a geek instead of a dork posing as a nerd.

17. (geek) (28↑, 7↓)
A geek is a [nerd] with a social life/skills. They usually have an odd personality.

Everyone knows that geek.

Author: 1.4/\\/\\.1337 http://geek.urbanup.com/2693784
18. (geek) (28↑, 8↓)
A geek is not a [nerd]. A geek is obsessive over anything and everything: television shows (including Star Wars, Harry Potter and Doctor Who) it can be from comics, the internet and often consoles, pc games or related topics. The geek will know everything about the given subject but despite this will have few problems socially. However, in brief, a nerd applies to somebody who is a computer genius or enjoys maths,science or ICT to a large extent

Wow, John is such a geek all he ever talks about is Doctor Who\! I am such a nintendo geek- i have soo many of their games Jill is not a geek- she's a nerd- she spends all her time on her computer

19. (geek) (33↑, 13↓)
The top of the food chain in academic society. They often times end up being the boss of those who picked on them in school, get the best jobs, the best women, and the best standard of living.

I should have treated that geek better in school, because now he's raping my ass.

20. (geek) (720↑, 700↓)
There are certain signs to being a geek and not a nerd. You would be a geek if: 1. You have a "My other car is a Millenium Falcon" bumper sticker on your car. 2. You think your retainer resembles a Klingon Warship. 3. You can can tell what speed a computer is connecting just by the sound the modem makes. 4. You think your computer speaks to you in English. 5. You can write papers in Binary. 6. You use a VoiceModem headset when making calls. 7. Your idea of a house party is snacking on Rice Krispy Treats and watching Tron. 8. You've seen The Guyver. 9. You have the TIE Fighter ion cannon as your ringtone. 10. You call your bedroom the Fortress of Solitude.

11. If you are able to give ten identifying signs of a geek.

21. (Geek) (83↑, 65↓)
A Geek is the "cooler" version of a Nerd, some might have the same amount of knowledge but tend to be more Popular. This depends on what people may benefit from theme. Like Nerd they tend to have the same type of "Strage Reactions", but they are often called upon to help out with computer problems, therefore complimenting thiere lack of popularity.

Most of geeks have a good taste for music as they spends most of thiere time on the internet downloading the "Reacent" music also burning it on discs for friends. They are also a reliable source of information as there constance presents on the internet keeps theme updated on big events, like football results.

22. (Geek) (18↑, 3↓)
A person who is considered strange weird or is passionate about one thing or another. Not to be mixed with [Nerd]. Although they are normally smart they are not freaky smart and look like normal people. It is even possible to be a "Geek" without even knowing it. Being able to name programs by their actual name is considered "geeky". Liking [Anime] is considered "geeky" Geeks are cool though they have a life and often people don't realize that they are in fact talking to a geek. Liking anything to do with outer space tends to let one fall into this category such as Red Dwarf, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy,Star Trek is the biggest one that "geeks" are linked with. Even reading a large amount of books makes you a geek. Geeks also tend to be good looking and the one who everyone wants as their friend as they quite often know the answer to a problem (even if it's just basic) or they know how to find it. "Geek" girls are normally seen in a better light than male "geek" are though there is no real reason for this.

I am a Geek because I know the Red Dwarf episodes by their actual name and I am "weird".

Author: Dolphin-Dreamer http://geek.urbanup.com/3301323
23. (geek) (31↑, 18↓)
A person involved in methods of escapism involving in general computers, sci-fi, anime etc. More often intelligent but not a pre-requsite to been a geek. Often disparaged or shuned by other groups of society when with others of their own kind entirely comfortable and isolate themselves from others, inclined to not be outgoing. Has the same chance as everbody else in future life, often believe that due to Bill Gates and society's reliance on computers that they themselves will be successful, but need character in order to do so. Could be head of multi-million worth firm, could also be stuck in a dead end job in the same rut they were at at school

Bill Gates was most likely a geek at school, but worked in a shed creating microsoft and had the drive and character to drive it through into the corporate giant it is today. Similarly today a person can remain a geek all their life going no where, working in a dead end job with little or moderate pay with no relationship.

Author: George Terry http://geek.urbanup.com/2085688
24. (geek) (14↑, 3↓)
An inquisitive individual that handles information about a certain topic whether it is for recreational purposes, a promising career, or both. Commentary: A geek typically is intelligent in some manner; and is always interested in a particular topic. Geeks have social skills unlike a [nerd], which is similar intellectually, yet is a socially awkward individual. Geeks also tend to be, but are not limited to, nonathletic.

1. Adam is a computer geek. He'll be your boss some day. 2. Ricky is a film geek. He organizes all his movies alphabetically. 3. David is a guitar geek. He'll be keeping his neighbors up at night while he rocks out. 4. Kevin is a anime geek. He wants to move to Japan. 5. Gina is a book geek. She can't get her head out of those pages\! 6. Stacie is a drama geek. She loves the stage. 7. Spencer is a comic book geek. He will debate who will win what fight. 8. Ian is a mathematics geek. He can school you\! 9. Jennie is a photography geek. The wedding photos will come out professionally.

25. (geek) (19↑, 8↓)
An individual who obsesses over tech, video games, and RPGs. Often mistaken for a nerd which obsesses over knowledge.

"Woah\! That kid has all of the dungeons and dragons handbooks in his backpack, he's a bigger geek than I am\!"

26. (geek) (20↑, 10↓)
people get it confused with [nerd]. a geek is obsessive about something, ranging from comic books to the internet. geeks can sometimes be cool, nerds less so

person 1: ha\! teachers pet\! what a geek person 2: actually hes a nerd person 1: geek\! person 2: nerd\! *persons 1&2 get into fight. geek escapes unhurt*

Author: leeko22arsenal http://geek.urbanup.com/2626684
27. (geek) (10↑, 2↓)
1. Either a nerd that is socially active or a jock with a recordable IQ and some technical knowledge 2. Someone that likes to have fun and knows how to have it in every way possible due to a strong sense of curiosity and/or high intelligence 3. A person that enjoys science fiction 4. A person that enjoys fantasy 5. A video game fanatic 6. A person that enjoys being slightly abnormal 7. Anyone that wishes to be referred to as a geek 8. A computer expert 9. A person that is picked on in high school and later becomes the boss of his former tormentors 10. Anyone that obsesses about subjects of his/her own personal interest and becomes an expert on the subject due to the obsession 11. An expert in any given field 12. An general insult used by those of low intelligence to refer to the intellectual elite. This common error is made through failure to recognize the difference between geeks, nerds, and dorks 13. One who knows the difference between a nerd and a geek

That geek has more friends than the nerd, but is smarter than the jocks and normies.

28. (geek) (13↑, 5↓)
A geek is any person who is specially intelligent or talented in any specific area of expertise. Geeks are not to be confused with nerds who are simply dorky, uncoordinated and usually lack social skills. Geeks often have some sort of social skills yet are dorky (though there are many geeks who are not also dorks).

Kathleen is the biggest choir geek in school. Bob knows all about computer programming he's the company computer geek.

29. (geek) (19↑, 11↓)
A Geek is some one of a high intelligent who is interested in technology and electronics, not to be confused with a nerd who is simply interested in this of intellect like mathematics, science, or Dungeons and Dragons.

The Geek squad at Best Buy works only with computers. "Look at that geek on his computer."

30. (geek) (13↑, 6↓)
Basically, anyone who's into ANYTHING besides testosterone fueled recreational or professional activities, IE, [sports], [hiphop] music, drinking or [street racing]. If it's an intellectual interest, one that requires more than a 3rd grade education to understand, you can bet that it has geek followers.

Yo man, who's dat geek ovah dere, he don't dress like a hiphoppa, drive a hoop, play hoops or drink as much beer as us, must be a geek.

31. (Geek) (6↑, 0↓)
Someone who says, "I am missing Halo in HD for this party" they basically enjoy video games and watch TV, and surf the internet almost all the time. But they have a good knowledge for technology, like computers and such. They arent really the most popular people in school, but really, who is? those intimadating Violent Bullies? Geeks are just... not Bullies, chavs, gilry girls or any of the others, they are just themselves and are more likely to have a succesfull future.

[Geek] [Chav]

Author: Checkered wristband http://geek.urbanup.com/4232643
32. (Geek) (7↑, 3↓)
A person who knows almost everything about subjects that interest them (such as video games, anime, movies, etc.), but are socially indistinguishable from everyone else. Commonly confused with [dork] and [nerd], but is very different.

"I just found out my boyfriend can name all the different Pokemon and what their moves are\! He's such a geek\!" "You've memorized the entire geneology of the Greek panthenon?\! You're a major geek\!"

33. (geek) (18↑, 14↓)
I am geek so i know how do desribe them , geek tend enjoy thing that are consider unpopular (for me its Star Wars , World of warcraft etc.) Geeks do not have to be smart , that would be a nerd, both nerds and geeks have friends but a geeks friends would probably say "Hey Albert i just got PvP Epic Armor on my Gnome warrior\!" while a nerds friend would say "Hey Albert i just Got a A+ on my math exam.

Geek - Video games , Sci- Fi stuff Nerd - Brain power , school

34. (geek) (3↑, 0↓)
People who loves superheroes, movies, tv shows, comics and zombies. They bond and have laughs over it. Usually they don't sleep and just watch movies all night.

geeks usually have weird names, like Destiny and Chi

35. (Geek) (3↑, 0↓)
An intelligent person with not much of a social life surrounding their school life. Always one of the teachers favourites lower down in school as they know all the answers. Mainly the person you always ask to copy if you don't know the answer yourself.

"She's a geek, she knows everything." "You're a geek, can I see your answer to this question?"

Author: iamadictionary http://geek.urbanup.com/5527229
36. (geek) (5↑, 2↓)
A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

37. (geek) (2↑, 0↓)
a social class, however we spread into other social classes as well. In fact, usually the only official geek social class is a small ring of friends. There are suce a large variety of geeks, its impossible to find how many there are. The most all-including definition is that a geek will demand on being called a geek, not a nerd. A geek can be the most popular person in school or the most outcast one. The only more precise description is that the average geek will be extremely cynical towards any new school policy. If you came here to find out if someone's a geek, you'll never know. I'm only working on personal experiences. I'm a geek, so I know at least a little bit. anyone who is a geek will be able to know if anyone else is a geek.

Joe was walking down the halls, attempting to find friends. He finally found Frank, a nice enough guy who was relatively popular. Joe, however, identified him as a geek. Then he realized that, according to the urban dictionary entry, he was therefore a geek. He also realized that this scenario was the example. Would it follow him forever? He felt horrible. The only way was to kill himself. He found a pen and stabbed it in his eye. --a very geeky example--

Author: that guy who knows everything http://geek.urbanup.com/5383385
38. (Geek) (3↑, 1↓)
A geek is A [nerd] who has a specialty.

A Computer Geeks specialty is Computers.

Author: InternetGeek96 http://geek.urbanup.com/4521105
39. (geek) (5↑, 3↓)
The person who is called a loser because they are surrounded by stupid people. A smart person who has both technical and social skills. Not to be confused with nerd who has technical skills but only has those technical skills because he has the time from not having friends or any form of a social life.

Geek (18 year old guy) - Dude\! Did you hear that Jake just finished finding a buffer overflow exploit in Google Chrome before he went to the movies with his friends? Nerd (18 year old guy) - Mommy\! I just found a buffer overflow exploit in Google Chrome\! Now where is my warm milk and bed time story god dammit\!

40. (Geek) (1↑, 0↓)
Many people think that a geek is someone who is mainly interested in computers or comics and lacks adequate social skills. This is wrong. A geek was originally a member of a circus who at one time or another had homosexual experiences with someone else. Obviously this word and many others have changed. As previously said, a geek seems to mean someone who invests a large amount of time into either technical subjects or things related to comics, video games and/or science fiction and fantasy subjects. There are many more parts of being a geek though. A geek is someone who places a large amount of time into anything - as long as it can be said that somebody places an extraordinary amount of time into a certain subject they are geeks. Ergo, someone who is heavily invested into music, movies, or porn is a geek. This definition doesn't especially attack any group. Nay, it puts everybody on the same level as everybody is a geek. History buffs are geeks, as well as Beliebers. One doesn't have to look at themselves in shame when they consider themselves geeks, but as people with a passion that they are proud of and aren't ashamed to admit.

"That person is such a geek; they are interested in (insert subject)" so much."

41. (Geek) (1↑, 0↓)
*Alternate* Zombie(s). Literally one who eats the flesh of a human. This term is famous from the tv series "The Walking Dead" Where it is used interchangeably with the term walker and dead.

Geeks are goddamn everywhere in that city Shut your mouth or you'll bring the geeks down on us\! At least a dozen walkers in the street plus two geeks in the alley\!

42. (Geek) (1↑, 0↓)
To help u understand "Geek" the hierarchy of geek goes as follows: GEEK\geek has the interest and intelligence to do what he wants, but no particular style- geeks can be anyone. You will someday work for them. Often has bad grades. NERD\geek Has both the interest and intelligence, but is bogged down by his nerdy, outsider style. They will work for your company, and do all the work, but never show up for meetings or get a raise. Strait-A DORK\geek Just the crappy pants up to high, taped glasses, wanna-be style without the intelligence or even interest in things like real video games, manga, or computers. NOTE- often possess "wanna-be" interest in theses subjects.

Remember that guy who tried to tell u about the latestest physics engines for ragdoll style games? You punched him in the face? Nerd. The geek was the sniper who kicked ur ass at call of duty the other day, probably while writing an zine and burning an effigy of bill gates.

Author: \geekFife\geek http://geek.urbanup.com/4989071
43. (geek) (0↑, 0↓)
Geek, n: Somebody who is more interested in a particular topic than I am.

"Now there is so much expertise and brainpower it's hard to be at the cutting edge of what's cool and not do something that's totally geeky." -- Darren Aronofsky

44. (Geek) (0↑, 0↓)
An outgoing, funny and borderline unpredictable man with a unique swag that cannot be pulled off by many. Man who has the proper balance of composure and energy. Known to wear skinny jeans and snap-backs, but the style is evolving.

Check out the geek, hes the center of attention now. Im fresh from my head to my toes, ladies love me, and im a party animal; im a geek.

45. (Geek) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who is wild, uncensored, energetic and entertaining

Yo, Im a Geek when im drunk as hell.

46. (Geek) (1↑, 1↓)
One who passionately engages in one or more things to extreme levels. A commonly ascribed term to people in the field of computer programming, but one does not have to be in a technical field to be a geek. The only criteria is an intense level of interest in something, often to a highly specialized degree. The term currently seems to be most used when referring to various fandoms. Whatever you do, never mention the Endor Holocaust to a group of Star Wars geeks. It will become amazingly convoluted.

I just finished creating a full-sized exact replica of the Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo, complete with seat indentations based on the estimated weight of each member of Mystery Inc. I'm such a geek\!

47. (Geek) (0↑, 0↓)
A computer whiz-kid who knows all the computer tricks and boasts their up to date softwear and programming knowledge. Note: it does not mean they are smart\!\!\! Often a term used by those that are feeling lonley i.e have limited friends or those that wish to express Jealousy (especially if it is in a constant way) or those who want to detract from their geek like image.

The kid sitting alone only with a laptop for company mistakenly called the maths genius a geek.

48. (Geek) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone you'll be working for when you finish high school.

Actual definition according to Websters dictionary 2002: A Geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens in the circus.

49. (Geek) (0↑, 0↓)
1. A person who spends most of their time playing video games, reading comic books, googling random things, and watching Sci-Fi movies. This type of geek may also be likely to be a nerd if they have an in-depth knowledge of computers, and/or high IQ. 2. A person who bites the heads off of live poultry, most commonly chickens.

1. I invited Bob to the movies the other day but he was too busy playing Lego Star Wars, and reading his Superman comics... what a geek. 2. WHAT THE CRAP\!\!\! Did you see that?\! He just bit off- HOLY FUCK HE SWALLOWED IT\!\!\!

50. (Geek) (2↑, 2↓)
Linus Torvalds

Linus = Geek Linux = Created by Linus

51. (Geek) (2↑, 2↓)
A Geek is an individual who is interested and very skilled with technology, they usually enjoy video games and comics as well as animé etc. They are not necessarily smart. Geeks, unlike nerds, are usually quite sociable and relatively popular in comparison to 'nerds'. Further more geeks are usually proud to be a geek.

"Do you know much about computers?" "Yeah, i know all there is to know, I'm suck a geek." "Thats really cool, we should go out sometime."

Author: BleedingNeko http://geek.urbanup.com/4486904
52. (Geek) (6↑, 6↓)
A person who knows alot about alot of things, including comics, science fiction and cult movies and books.

kevin Smith is a geek who is very smart.

53. (geek) (7↑, 7↓)
obsessive computer user: somebody who is a proud or enthusiastic user of computers or other technology, sometimes to an excessive degree (informal)

is your best friend a computer? oh you are a geek man\! (i'm joking XD)

54. (geek) (0↑, 1↓)
a super smart (usually asian, like me) guy in a sweater vest, button up shirt, and glasses who spends 80% of his time studying biology and chemistry and divides the other 20% between video games, anime, Kristen Bell flicks, and popular science magazine. The geek clique is the greatest to be in cuz we have way more fun than any other group when we get together (you ain't got shit on a group of 6th grade boys religiously watching DBZ as it comes on Toonami.) Geeks are the guys living in suburbs (see Troy, MI) while stoners, punks, skaters, and jocks are the ones split-shifting at McDonalds and paying rent in "houses" that are actually former meth-labs or grow-labs in Detroit (see [ghetto]) as it takes a geek to be a doctor, engineer, scientist or computer software specialist. Geek chicks are the greatest too; artificial "prep" girls and trashy stoner girls ain't got shit on them. Geek girls have an obsession with biochemistry that's as sexy as their pretty faces, their stylish glasses and their excellent figures. Also, a geek chick can quote any anime or underground rock band you can. I've loved many a geek chick in my day \<3 Geeks magically transform into gods when they arrive at the promised land (aka the university)

Damn right I'm an asian geek with a Kristen Bell poster on my wall, Zelda in my SNES, a molecular biology book on the shelf, Popular Science on the coffee table, Weezer in the car stereo, and Gundam Wing in the DVD player\!

Author: DBZintheDVD Troy, Michigan http://geek.urbanup.com/6110716
55. (geek) (0↑, 1↓)
A tech-savy person that gets a hard-on when computer-related objects are involved in a said context.

Bob:Dude that guy is a nerd\! Drake: No dude, he's a geek

56. (Geek) (1↑, 2↓)
According to my Hubby. A Geek and a nerd are similar. Except that a geek has sex, and gets it on a regular basis. Where as a nerd does not or is still a virgin.

OOOOhhhh, I am going to pop that nerds cherry. Dude she isn't a nerd she is a geek

Author: kiki_ugabuga http://geek.urbanup.com/4981650
57. (Geek) (5↑, 6↓)
1) we can usually pick out the ones who we can count on as freinds. 2 WE Hate preps and vice versa 3) we usually get allong with punks, goths, dorks, and nerds... lets just say people who don't act like: Amanda: " OMG\! Riley i just got these cute new shoes\!" Katie: "OMG\! want to buy some more?" Jenna: Imitates "OMG\! Will you Shut the hell up?" and goes back to Drawing in her notebook Amanda & Katie: look at The Geeky girl "what ever" Amanda: "OMG\! I would Love to buy some new Shoes" 4) Male geeks usually end up with a geeky girl who loves him and Vice Versa 5) most prepy girls get jealous of The geeky girls because the geeky girls are usually very pretty and don't were makeup and they can take care of themselves and can stick up for themselves but usually have friends to do it for them. 6)geeky guys commonly get mistaken for dorks, Most geeky guys love to do something extremley dangerous or stupid. or play agame that involes ending up getting hit in the manhood. While dorks just do that kind of thing to try to get in to a group of geeks or "penetrate the geekness" but we can tell who the geeks are and who are the dorks. although we do have the ocational dorky friend. 7) GEEKS ARE NOT NERDS\! nerds are very socially ackward and don't like attention. most of the time they are fighting for that one a+ they don't have. while Geeks talk to there friends and don't get caught passing notes in class. Although nerds can have friends.

Zac: "hey Jenna what are you doing?" Jenna: "nothing much just drawing like usual" Zac: "So wierd" Jenna: "so I'm just a geek like that" Zac: "hey weird isn't a bad thing" Jenna: "I know I take Pride In being [Wierd]" Zac: "WoW your right...Geek" "I guess I am too."

Author: Crazyness geek http://geek.urbanup.com/4824089
58. (Geek) (4↑, 5↓)
Aaron

Aaron: I mean i like nerdy shit, i get fucking excited as about shit with lots of LED’s on it, and i get really enthused about investigation and engineering. Aaron says: So i must be a Geek. Reena says: That you are

59. (geek) (9↑, 10↓)
n. a book-smart person who is attractive and generally well-liked. Not to be confused with nerd (a book-smart person who is not attractive -or doesn't keep up his/her appearence- and usually a social outcast) or a dork (does not have to be smart or popular, just used as a silly insult).

AC: "Moss, WHAT did you make on that quiz?\!" Moss: "Uh, 96." AC: "You nerd." Hannah: "Noooooo, Moss's a [geek]; she's pretty\!" Moss: "Why thank you\!"

Author: hannahisbored31809 http://geek.urbanup.com/3812615
60. (Geek) (10↑, 11↓)
Who cares? geek or nerd, we're all human. Stop debating this and help make america better. ps. OBAMA 08\!

make me, geeks and nerds

61. (geek) (4↑, 5↓)
Nerd with social skills.

"Man what a nerd\!" "Nah he's pretty involved with stuff outside his computer, and actually has friends." "Oh, geek then."

62. (GeeK) (2↑, 6↓)
a GeeK is a title in Highschool and Middle school that is just under the jocks" and above the cutters, nerd, math geeks, outcasts, and ect. GeeK's are good friends that are almost excepted by everyone except a few "classes" the GeeK's are almost top of the food chain. it os a good thing to be a GeeK.

jock: man those kids are such nerds. GeeK: nah we're GeeKs better than nerds.

63. (Geek) (4↑, 10↓)
The geek is a curious creature. A subspecies of humans, they are the simpler cousin of the [nerd]. Where nerds have extensive knowledge of mathematics, science, physics, and other intelligent things, geeks only have extensive knowledge of things like [WOW] and Starcraft. Geeks are seriously lacking in the physical department, and when confronted, their only self-defense mechanism is turn turn tail and run, screaming for a teacher or other position of authority. They are the absolute bottom of the social food chain.

Gangsta: Yo you dumb geek get over Here\! Geek: TECHER\! HELP\! *Runs away as fast as he can, which isn't very fast*

64. (Geek) (4↑, 10↓)
Geeks are wannabe nerds. Geeks are people that are not nesessarily smart. Geeks are jealous of nerds and dress up in the stupidest way possible to seem smart, ruin nerds' reputation, and feed people's steriotype of nerds. The differences between nerds and geeks is that all nerds are smart, but not all geeks are smart and the smartest geek is no smarter than the average joe. Most nerds are stylish, funny, social, well mannered, or some or all of the above. Geeks are dopey. The first geeks were freaks at a freakshow biting heads off of chickens.

Geek 1:I got left back. Look at my suspenders. Don't I look smart? Geek 2:I failed three classes and barely passed summer school because I cut class to become cool. Geek 1:That's a new record. Geek 2:I'm the cooliest\! Suspended animation is the cancelation of a cartoon. Nerd A: Actually, it's when your body cools down to the point where it shuts down for a while, being preserved. Geeks 1 and 2:Your clothes are ugly\! Nerd A: Are you blind\! These are brand clothes and sneakers. Nerd B and C (which are both popular): 'Sup Nerd A. Nerd A: 'Sup Nerd B and C.

65. (Geek) (3↑, 9↓)
Person of intelligence pertaining to a specific field; Generally obsessive to the point that they have a serious deficiency of social skills or understanding. *Not to be confused with "Dork," which is a person of little intelligence, with knowledge of an abstract field. Comes off as useless, or rediculous. *Also not be be confused with Nerd, which is a combination of the two, and is out-dated.

I can't believe that guy would rather stay home and write software for extra credit than have a drink with us, what a geek. Nobody cares about what color legolas's panties are, you dork.

66. (geek) (0↑, 7↓)
when someone chokes when everyone was counting on them.also when you feel tired or you are messing something up.

he geeked on the game winning shot. man i'm geekin right now.\! he is geekin

67. (Geek) (2↑, 9↓)
A step below a nerd. Geeks spend their time on video games and movies, while nerds spend their time in the library.

Guy 1: Look at the nerd over there. He won't shut up about Resident Evil 5. Guy 2: No, he's not a nerd. He's a geek.

68. (geek) (3↑, 10↓)
someone interested in star-wars, star-trek, computing. soemone who makes a move about himself being a luke skywalker. just type "barth" and "grono" in google to see what i mean

Oh.. that Barth Bartel.. have you seen the movie he uploaded to barth.grono.net? he's such a geek\!

69. (Geek) (3↑, 11↓)
1. A word commonly used to describe a person who is not technically a "loser" nerd, but more of a social nerd, with many traits of a nerd but also more outwardly down-to-earth and with social skills 2. Slang for Methamphetamine

1. "Yeah Jake's kind of a geek, but he's usually pretty cool if you hang out with him" 2. "Let's go get Geek Stink Breath"

Author: Tittylickingbunghole http://geek.urbanup.com/3802725
70. (Geek) (3↑, 12↓)
In the African American urban venacular a geek refers to any and all behavior common among drug abusers. This behavior can be as subtle as buggy eyes that blink rapidly to more overt forms of withdrawal behavior such as selling expensive items for small amounts of money in order to satisfy the craving for more drugs. This term has in the midwest region of the U.S. been largely used to describe crack addict like behavior

I saw a man yesterday geekin' who offered to sell me a mountain bike for 10 dollars.

71. (Geek) (2↑, 14↓)
A person who's skin hasn't seen light since the day he was born because the computer is his only means of life.

"hey dudes, I just got Modern Warfare, now I can own all you. Don't forget to watch my vids at www.Geeksgirlsandthegoods.com"

Author: RoflesthePirate http://geek.urbanup.com/4103531
72. (geek) (3↑, 15↓)
Manjeet a guy who gets mad when he gets B's because he is a geek like that he spends his time watching the science channel and enjoys it

Manjeet is such a geek that he reads quantam physics for fun and understands it.

Author: lalalalalaallaala http://geek.urbanup.com/1865388
73. (geek) (9↑, 22↓)
1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual. 2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.) 3. anyone who plays warhammer or other non-Risk strategy games.

Wow, is Ramzi Qattan playing Warhammer again? What a geek. And a noob. What a geeky noob.

74. (geek) (2↑, 15↓)
Me, well, at least I've been called Nerd before. Learn Java before you make fun of me, it will help me understand you. Actually, I'm a nerd, not wishing to be confused with the lesser subclass called geek. To clarify, a [Nerd] is someone without social skills and who is smart. A geek is a subclass of nerd, which has the same charataristics although lacks the smart part. I know several geeks, they are the people who arn't in AP courses but are otherwise much like myself.

String user = Me; if(user equals.Me) return "F33r m1 L337 5k1llz w17h J4v4.";

75. (Geek) (8↑, 22↓)
A geek is someone of high intelligence, which usually makes them outcasts of mainstream society. Although they share many traits with the [nerd] (lack of social skills, usually wears glasses, normally seen on the computer etc.) the main difference is IQ. Nerds are normally of average or above average intelligence, while geeks are often significantly smarter. Geeks also have more mainstream interests i.e [physics], [maths], [chemistry] Geeks are sometimes described as nerds with less social skills, although in some places this is the opposite way round.

Bill Gates is a geek. Geeks rule the world. Don't tread on them.

Author: Too Much Time to Waste http://geek.urbanup.com/2659658
76. (geek) (5↑, 20↓)
Has no social life at all. teaches everyone all the new tech-shit \@ work. earns twice as much as the people who made them feel bad in school. Spends half of this on porn. Has sex with a guido's girlfriend, while watching porn.

guido: "yo playboy look at that geek" Nerd: "fernando please just do your job and shut up." Guido: "yes...i'me sorry boss"

Author: lolcat-enthousiast http://geek.urbanup.com/3326056
77. (Geek) (10↑, 25↓)
One that has extensive knowledge in all areas and is able to explain himself quit well about information in the world that is important. Geeks actually have a college degree because you can’t spell geek without EE. While a nerd is one that continues on at the community college trying to work at “Game Stop” because they think its cool that they can live at home and play magic any time they want. Nerds know enough to talk to other nerds on a few small topics.

Most nerds wish to be geeks but are unable to finish college because the spent there money and time on magic cards.

78. (geek) (3↑, 19↓)
Ugly, socially inept, boring male (usually, but some of them can be female) whom nobody wants to fuck. Some of them grow up to be another abomination: yuppies. Many of them have a mild form of schizophrenia and have very limited breadth of thought process and cultural exposure. A lot of geeks are latent gays, though they try to mask it, but the reality is that they suck in bed whether with homo- or heterosexual partner. The geekness has a potential cure: gym time and outdoors. Geeks usually need to get a life. Contrary to popular belief, someone being a software engineer or similar high-level computer professional does not equal "geek"--especially if they have education in the field. A well-balanced person who is athletic, well-traveled, true art lover, morally sound and in general has a life can be a computer professional and not be a geek.

I need to take a shower asap, I've been sitting near a geek... who knows it might be infectious.

79. (geek) (2↑, 18↓)
Somebody who is very good with computers and does not have a normal social life. Sometimes the term "geek" can be used to describe someone with a strong interest for something other than computers.

I'm a computer geek. I can set up Active Directory, write an executable program, and run Windows in a virtual machine, but there's no way I can ask a girl out on a date. She's a history geek.

Author: computer_guy http://geek.urbanup.com/2859358
80. (geek) (2↑, 18↓)
Weed, Mary jane, mainly used by the greatest rap group ever Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, straight outta cleveland baby

Hey bizzy lets smoke some geek

Author: andrew bankhurst http://geek.urbanup.com/1277598
81. (geek) (5↑, 22↓)
someone who finds doctor who thier way of life

hi i'm chloe and im turning my room into the inside of a tardis making me a super geek

Author: dobby verbrugge http://geek.urbanup.com/3154687
82. (geek) (5↑, 23↓)
Kind of the opposite of a jock. Both as bad as each other. I wish there was a name for someone in the middle like me.

Noticed how all the definitions of jock on urbandictionary are bad, and definitions of geek and nerd are praising? The internet is full of geeks.

83. (geek) (0↑, 18↓)
Gareth Hawkins, G, G-Unit etc..

Can i have a packet of crisps and a pint please philippppp\! Take that cross necklace off please G\! And untuck your shirt you geek\!

Author: Dean Harisson http://geek.urbanup.com/2772799
84. (geek) (7↑, 26↓)
the sort of person who would get really excited at the prospect of using a text editor on a 900 megahertz workstation to write out the definitions of technical terms

The geek always spent his lunch period in the computer lab experimenting with new ways to auto-hack various technical devices.

85. (geek) (1↑, 21↓)
another way of saying "thats funny" or "laughing"

"Dude thats a geek\!" "I was geekin so hard when i saw her fall\!"

86. (geek) (6↑, 26↓)
the watery substance that forms on the end of a camels penis

i'm dehydrating in this desert, let's see if the camel's have any geek

Author: RatherLargeDave http://geek.urbanup.com/2744704
87. (geek) (1↑, 23↓)
someone who actually argues about the differences between geek and nerd and dork. a fairly lame person.

wow, i can't believe how much a geek that guy is. why is he yelling at me over the difference between nerds and geeks?

88. (geek) (15↑, 42↓)
Today, they are still mostly hunted in the wild, although geek farms have been on the rise for the past few years. Organ harvesting is their most important use and only real contribution to the economy and society in general; their genes are similar enough to human beings that the risk of rejection is no higher than normal. Their hides make for poor sources of clothing. They can be used for paper and certain other thin, lightweight fabrics, owing to the naturally pale, dry, yet flexible composition of the dermal layers. Due to to expensive treating processes, though, this is only cost-effective in areas where all of the other biomass has already been consumed. Cattle slaughterhouses can easily be used to render geeks for their flesh. Little or no conversion is necessary. Although normally poor in nutrient value, and difficult to locate besides, the muscle fiber of the geek often contains high concentrations of stimulants, especially processed caffeine and complex sugars. Since geeks are not allowed access to human society or products under normal conditions, it is assumed that these materials are the result of pollution in the environment. Distilling these chemicals from the useless flesh they are embedded in can be expensive, but the sometimes dangerously (to humans) high concentrations mean that the essential components of over a hundred barrels of coffee or carbonated soft drinks can be harvested from a single geek. (Geek bone harvesting is not recommended. Their skeletons on average are far less dense than that of humans, and as such do more harm than good in recuperative therapy.) Finally, experimental drugs and surgical procedures, especially genetic manipulation, are prime candidates for geek testing. The physiology is similar enough that the results from such tests are often more accurate than identical testing on primates. There are also no legal or ethical dilemmas, since no government has ever recognized the geek as having any rights beyond that of any ordinary animal; additionally, all religions agree that they have no souls.

Geeksteak\! The new astronaut food\! Thank goodness they exist only to serve us, or little Timmy not have gotten his new heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and two spare pancreases\! And each came from a different donor, can you believe that? What a wonderful time to be alive. HP's new geekpaper gives you both brilliant white negative space and the satisfaction of knowing nothing so important as a plant was disturbed to give you the medium you need to get the message across.

Author: perpetual optimist http://geek.urbanup.com/2284521
89. (geek) (16↑, 46↓)
1. (noun) Nerd, dork, someone obsessed with some form of unpopular entertainment or pastime. 2. (verb) An action, to freak out or behave crazily from using drugs like cocaine.

1. Tom's such a geek, he can speak Klingon. 2. Man I'm geeking from this blow.

Author: Sammie Robertson http://geek.urbanup.com/1658967
90. (geek) (6↑, 43↓)
Definition 1: Excessive or extreme laughter resulting primarily from the use of marijuana, or any other mind expanding drugs. Definition 2: Any form of marijuana, which is usually quality shit, that forces a person into bursts of laughter.

Example 1: Man that was some geek ass bud. Example 2: That shit made me geek so hard.

91. (Geek) (6↑, 47↓)
(Synonym of [nerd]) The kids who usually sit in the back of class and only talk to awnser a question or chat about a topic that falls into these catagories: [anime] or [manga], [video games], [science], [math] or another low key social topic. Although most kids are picked on they do get revenge by becoming your boss later on, however as with all social groups some differences can occur such as: A [preppy] [nerd], A [cool] [nerd], a Nerd who gets F's, and [Blerds]

I wish i didn't pick on that geeky kid in high school or i wouldn't be looking for a new job.

92. (geek) (17↑, 58↓)
Marijuana laced with chopped up crack, rolled in a white boy (paper) or a blunt.

Add another rock to that geek, nigga\!

Author: Trashy Trish http://geek.urbanup.com/1995029
93. (geek) (13↑, 57↓)
One who is almost entirely devoted to academic persuits and has little to no interest in the opposite sex; one who lives in his/her own little world.

Marc is 25, has never had a girlfriend and still goes to Star Wars conventions. We need to help the geek out.

94. (geek) (26↑, 91↓)
A person who never leaves their room due to fear of sunlights, finds taking computers apart and reasembling them enjoyable, uses the cd drive as a cup holder and quotes everything thats even remotely funny. Has a fetish for Star wars

Shaun is a geek..Yes you know who im talking about its so you..

95. (geek) (22↑, 97↓)
A [nerd], but without the intelligence of said nerd.

Jimmy with the t1 is a nerd, but Bob over there tripping over his shadow is a geek

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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